Roommate
Revenge 3 By The Revenge GuyAre you in ROOMMATE HELL?
Do you need advice about a BAD ROOMMATE?
Need to get him off the lease? Get her to stop bring her white trash boyfriend to stay for days on end?
Read on... The Revenge Guy can help you!
Not His Maid
Dear
Revenge Guy,
I have lived in a 3 bed apartment for about two years with another
female.
About two months ago we had to quickly find a new roommate. I guess I learned why girls advertise for NO GUYS when looking, because we found a guy and it has been hell ever since.
Within the first two weeks, he was getting it on with my other roommate, and one night they had been messing around in her room for awhile when I came out to the kitchen and the entire place was full of smoke. Apparently they decided to leave something cooking while going off to make out for an hour.
When he came out I was opening the doors and fanning the fire alarm so it wouldn't set off. When he asked what was going on I told him the place was about to set on fire and he started yelling at me like it was my fault.
I tried apologizing later (even though he was the one that almost set the place on fire!) but he said he wouldn't accept it and we would never be on good terms again.
Well, he's lived up to it.
He is now trying to turn my other roommate against me even though she and I have never had any problems, and to be honest she is a bit too dim to see it happening. He's naturally a really angry person-stomps when he walks around, slams doors whenever he leaves/enters a room, talks loudly and in your face and always upset about something.
He also happens to be a personal trainer and buys "health-conscious" things like "organic" toothpaste.
All of our names are on the lease which is up at the end of August, but I can't afford to pay the early lease termination fees.
Of course my other roommate would never go for kicking him out since they are apparently in love (even though he treats her like crap). All the bills are in my name, and I pretty much own everything in the apartment.
I'd love for him to just come home to an empty place with no utilities but I don't want to do that to my other roommate.
There really is just no reasoning with him as I've tried, and she could never see anything wrong in him.
He does little things that he knows piss me off like locking the top lock which everyone knows always gets jammed, turns the cable box off so I miss my ONE recorded show I watch every week, turns the dishwasher on when I get in the shower, and makes rude comments like "Oh, did I lock that? Must be my OCD" which is ironic because he's never cleaned the bathroom he and I are forced to share since he moved in.
I've tried, and there is honestly no logical reasoning or calm
discussion with this steroid-pumping asshole. What am I supposed to
do???
Regards,
Not Hi Maid &
Afraid To Piss Off a 6'4" Personal Trainer
Hi
Not His Maid,
Yes, you are in roommate hell. You likely did something very bad in
a previous life... LOL...
I think your nest bet actually is to turn the "dim one" into a brighter bulb and see what she has in this guy.
Go out with her and talk with her, without his influence I am sure she'll see your side more clearly.
Re-read your lease. Maybe add a page that he missed reading when
he signed the lease about "roommate rules":
No using water consuming devices when someone is in the shower...
etc, etc.
And I'd also do the same things he is doing to you. Let revenge be a duplication of what he is doing.
Lock that lock, turn off the TV or better yet, using the parental controls to lock out the channels he likes to watch.
Do you have anything that records sound, video?
Start a YouTube.com account of
the recordings you can make of him and post them.
Tell him now that you have a place to go to and you need to move the bills into his name.
Tell him it will raise his credit rating (don't tell him that it'll save yours if he decides to not pay anything) and see where that leads to you getting out of the lease early, or at least off the regular bills for the place.
As for his profession, I am sure he takes on new clients and has a place where he trains them or he goes to their place.
Use www.revengecall.com
and set up some phony appointments for him.
He'll never know and he will be out of your hair for a while too, as
he chases down these phony clients.
I hope this helps,
RG
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