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Dear
Revenge Guy,
I thought perhaps you might have an idea or two
to assist me.
I have been seeing a woman who is going
through a divorce and her ex is something of a controlling manipulator,
the kind of guy who uses the kids against her whenever possible,
promising the kids things then saying he can't do it because of mommy,
things would be better if mommy wasn't the way she is, taking them out
of school without telling her, that sort of thing.
He's also trying to bury her in the courts
with baseless motions that she's a drug addict and an alcoholic, that
sort of thing.
Normally, I would assume this is the kind
of bitterness that you might experience in any divorce and her lawyer
can probably handle all the crap he's slinging. My problem is that this
guy outweighs her by about 150 pounds and, when she was moving her stuff
out, decided it would be a good idea to punch her in the face because
she was taking "his" stuff.
On top of that, he can be abusive with his
children and to me it seems like he's trying to get them for no other
reason than to hurt her. Best of all, he's a "good Christian boy" and
does his best to make sure no one can see or hear the things he does and
tries to play himself off as the victim of her whenever he can.
In a nutshell, this guy is a douchebag. I want something epic to make
this guy suffer for a long time. Something that will make his life hell
in the way hers was while she had to live with him. He's far too
ignorant to realize what kind of person he is, but I figure making his
day to day life a little bitter crappier would at least even the cosmic
score some.
Thanks,
Matt
Dear
Matt,
What I’d like to suggest is for everyone in the family
to walk around with a hidden recorder or something.
You know you can get wireless, web-enabled nanny-cams these days?
Get one planted in his house to record the “kids” and reveal his antics
to the divorce lawyers.
I’d make sure that mom has detailed everything going on too.
Since lawyers are involved, documentation is the best way to go here.
Write down everything.
Ex’s are the worst type of people sometimes, using kids as weapons.
When the divorce is final, move.
I’d also talk to his church minister, maybe he can help.
Get the info about his true nature in the open the most covert ways you
can.
And for long-term revenge, every once in a
while I'd place an ad at the local supermarket advertising a cheap room
to rent. Keep him busy with strangers!
Dear
Revenge Guy,
I have a roommate who is also my cousin and best
friend so I don’t want to ruin our friendship, but I am at my wits end
with her and her dog. She has a small dog and he is a nice dog but he
pees and poops in random places at random times.
Before we moved in together I had a
conversation with her about being apprehensive to live together because
I didn’t want the dog to pee and poop in my room or on my furniture.
Well he hasn’t peed in my room but he has everywhere else. He has
urinated on my furniture numerous times and I’m tired of it. Our
apartment smells like dogs all the time.
I have tried numerous approaches and she
just doesn’t listen. This morning he peed in the bathroom and I told her
about it. Well this was at about noon. I went in the bathroom at about
7pm that night and the piss was still there! Also she usually puts her
dog in a cage because he is not trained but she goes to work earlier
than I do and he makes a lot of noise in the cage so this wakes me up
about 30 minutes to an hour before I have to get up almost everyday. I
am tired of this. Personally I feel she should just take him somewhere
to be trained but she won’t.
Please help me,
Pissed
Dear
Pissed,
Quite simply, kick her out.
She's not responsible enough to own and care for a dog and either you
stand up to her or train the dog yourself.
I don't care about being nice to cousins and people that aren't trained
to even be normal. Talk to her mom, your aunt. Ask her why all this
happens, didn't she teach her daughter any manners?
I have no idea why you'd email a revenge specialist for advice here.
Unless you need a reason to kick her out.
She stinks like dog and now you do too. Best friend or not, she's taking
advantage of you.
Kick her out and send her a cleaning bill too! Let this mature her a
bit.
Dear
RG,
My father passed away last year having suffered a heart attack, he
was very well known in his trade and received a lot of publicity and
money, as stuntmen do, but with that came a new wife in 1987. The
new wife did not last very long so her and my father separated in
2001 but did not divorce as my Dad knew she would take him for half
of his assets.
When my father had the heart attack he was in this woman's company,
she made two phone calls and waited at the very least an hour before
calling an ambulance.
Be under no doubt that this woman hated my father and has openly
admitted to being only interested in his money and raising her own
status, she was a tea lady at Yorkshire television originally.
As you have probably guessed she took everything in court with a 16
year old will that was not my Dad's latest will, the solicitors
mysteriously could not trace 2 wills made since the 16 year old one
but did have record of them.
Basically Mr. RG this disgrace of a woman has taken my father, made
him suffer to his last breath and shagged her way through the
solicitors, it has been a very long time coming for this woman and I
want her to experience the devastation I have, I did go to the
police over this but they said despite believing she had
deliberately finished off my dad they could not take it to court
without a confession, which I got but not on tape.
Please help, I really want some justice for my Dad.
Call Me Sad
Hi
Sad,
Wait another month or two and try your best to get her confession on
tape, over the phone, or email her a “crying letter” asking her why
this all happened and try to get her confession that way.
Every couple of months, continue to
find ways to get her to talk about what she did. Eventually she’ll
tell you and you’ll have it recorded.
And have her arrested the next day!!
That is the real revenge you seek. Nothing else will do.
Revenge
Guy... first off, great website. I just stumbled across it this
afternoon and am glad I did. Here is my situation. A couple of years
ago, my two younger cousins got the best of me at a
family-get-together, Thanksgiving I believe. Anyway, they talked me
into playing a game of "Spoons" with them. I am sure you know what
this is, however, I did not.
Let me explain just in case you haven't
heard of this horrible game. Two people kneel facing each other. A
large metal spoon is presented. In turn, as one person lowers their
head, the other places the spoon in their mouth and tries to whack
the other in the head with the spoon (this is actually quite hard to
do just so you know). Then the guy who just got whacked places the
spoon in his mouth as the other bows down and whacks the guy in
return. This goes on till one person gives up. The two brothers (my
cousins) totally embellished this story of how one of the brothers (tommy)
was the best in his school at this game and how he had the technique
down perfectly. I went first, I placed the spoon in my mouth, took a
few practice swings (nods) and hit him in the head. Needless to say,
I didn't hit him all that hard. Then it was his turn. I bowed down,
he placed the spoon in his mouth, and all the sudden, whack! It hurt
like Hell!!! I turned around immediately suspecting the other cousin
of hitting me with a separate spoon, but he was a few feet away and
everyone in my family (they were all in the room watching) said he
had done nothing of the sort and that Tommy had indeed hit me with
the spoon in his mouth. I proceeded to take my turn. As I was
prepping, they were all giving me advise on technique... how to
properly whip my neck to get the maximum force out of a hit and
such. Again, a dull thud... not hard at all. So again, I bowed down
and took my hit. Whack!!! Again it hurt like hell. I looked again
for an accomplice to my obvious beating, but again the family
claimed that Tommy used the spoon in his mouth to hit me. This went
on for some time till I finally realized that I just wasn't able to
get the technique down and gave up.
Well, a few weeks later the family got together again for a family
BBQ. When I arrived, everyone was in the living room watching the
TV. To my horror, someone had videotaped the whole game a few weeks
earlier and was showing it. I saw myself placing the spoon in my
mouth, taking a few practice swings, then quite lamely bonking my
cousin on his head. Then I see me bowing down to receive my blow. I
was very interested at this point; wanting to see exactly how he was
achieving these very hard blows to my head. And as he whips the
spoon down, it misses me, but I see my other cousin lean in and hit
me with a large spoon he had hidden behind his back! Then of course,
the whole family broke into uncontrollable laughter. Ouch! How could
I have fallen for this? I thought this was the deal from the start
when playing the game a few weeks earlier, but I had my whole family
assuring me the game was legit and I simply wasn't using the right
technique. I was pissed, but it being family and all, I put on as if
I thought it were funny and took it in stride.
I told them good job
for getting me and let it go. But I didn't let it go. Since then, I
have been trying to find a way to get even with these two little
punks. A couple of years and many family gatherings have passed by,
so they are not on their guard. Now is the time to strike! I need a
good way to get even with these two.... and maybe even with the
whole family. I've read your other posts and I understand that this
is not very serious. Nobody ruined my life or anything like that,
but none the less, I want to get even. Just remember, this is
family... I don't want anyone to be permanently hurt or anything
like that, but I would love to get my revenge. Any ideas? Taken by
Family
Hi
Taken,
This type of revenge requires expert timing, believable storylines
and and investment in time and money.
Are you up to it?
I know you are. What's a couple of hundred dollars when revenge is
needed, right?
Taken, this is what you do:
You're going to set yourself up as a "jackpot winner" along the
lines of the Publishers Clearing House Sweepstakes (tm). By this
what I mean is for your next family gathering your going to have
people come to the door to hand you a $30 million dollar check in a
believable format. Then you're going to make the two cousins beg for
a dime from you. And anyone else you want to involve this in.
This is what you'll need:
- A printer to print a 4 foot large check for $30 million dollars.
- Hire 3 actors (with cameras, tuxedo and appropriate script) for
the knock on the door and recording the prize awarding event. A
rental van with a "Sweepstakes Patrol" sign on the side would be
great too!
- A family event to spring this on everyone.
At the family event you'll start a sob story about your life. You're
a loser, etc. hard times, girls, job, everything sucks... everyone
will hate you, you're such a sop. Carry on for a while. You might
want to practice this.
Timing is everything.
Then comes the prize patrol... just when everyone hates you.
The $30 million prize should give you a few hours of absolute
torture on whoever is your target. Be sure the actors keep the
cameras rolling.
You'll love this for years to pass. You'll be a family legend.
You'll even send me a copy of the tape.
