Dear Revenge Guy,
I need to pull off a really good one but with limited resources. My boyfriend has this little brat who will not stop calling his phone and he says there is nothing there. Just an empty line.

All I have is a 1st name and a phone number. I am not sure what to do with just this, your help would be MUCH appreciated.
Thanks,
Rachel

Hi Rachel,
These types of idiots really get my goat! They think they're smart and able to hide but they can't! Little babies is what they are. It's likely an ex-girlfriend or someone close... trying to get their jollies.

You can use a service like RevengeCall.com and call them back. Be the police... tracing the line.. all that type of stuff.

Using this service call the number back, acting as a police officer (RevengeCall.com let’s you change the CallerID and your voice too) and tell the person they have to appear in two weeks time for questioning, other wise charges will be filed for harassment and they will have some quick jail time coming to them.
Lay the fear into him/her!

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Dear Revenge Guy,
My sister-in-law (wife's sister) has a huge ego and thinks she is beautiful, her husband a god, and her grown kids just fascinating.

I would love to knock her down a peg without resorting to sarcastic retorts or walking out of the room.
Any ideas?

  

 

Hi,
Act like you’re really interested in what she has to say about her kids, her husband, etc.

Ask her all kinds of personal questions and dig deeper with every answer she gives you.

Get to the point that she’s embarrassed to answer the next questions, get more personal, get very intimate, about herself, her husband, her kids. Ask weird questions about their school, lookout on life, sexual preferences.
Get personal, get intimate.
Embarrass her with your interest.

The best way to deal with these lonely pathetic people, her living vicariously through the lives of her kids and husband, is to involve them so much in pointless self-deprecating questions and conversations that the whole conversation becomes a mockery of the subject.

Play it out hard, don’t let up on her.
Laugh yourself silly inside.

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Dear Revenge Guy,
I have a stalker who used to be my best friend. We grew up and went our separate ways, we both got married and had babies. She tries to be just like me and do everything I do. For example, I got engaged, she got engaged. I got married, she got married. I got pregnant, she got pregnant. I named my baby Maddy she named her baby Mady.

She decorated her house EXACTLY like mine and the best part about it all is that I owned a home when I got married and had already purchased all of the decorations. She got married for no reason and lived with her parents for the first year and got pregnant living with them.

Everything in my life was the way it is for 2 years before she ever started doing everything I do so it's obvious. If I change my hair she changes her hair to look like mine, she tries to wear her make up like mine. She wears clothes like mine. I am a cosmetologist so she went to cosmetology school to.

Anyway, I have confronted her about it many times and she denies everything. She even tells people that I am the one copying her when I do everything first. She drives past my house constantly and she used to make prank phone calls until I blocked all private calls. She has even managed to gain access to my MySpace and e-mail accounts and reads everything I write to everyone. I change the password and she gets right back in and I can't figure out how. How do I know its her in my online accounts? She accidentally uploaded her pictures to my MySpace and I saw them on there and called her out on it. She said she didn't do it WTF??

So how do I get MAJOR revenge to put a stop to this? We both have kids and I want to concentrate on my family but it is hard to do with someone trying to distract me all of the time. Its mostly annoying and I want it to stop. How do I show her that she's messing with the wrong person with out anybody knowing it was me. Anything that I did she would know that I did it. Its hard to go fork her yard or light dog shit on fire with a an 11 month old waiting for me in the car and anything on the computer can be traced so what do I do? My sister is willing to help me but other than that no one can know.
Copied Cat
 

Dear Copied Cat,
First off, slow down.
Dear Abby would say that her copying is a form of bi-polar disorder and she really needs help.
What I'd do is start detailing the thing she does and look online for corresponding illnesses that could cause these things that she does.
First, open a new MySpace account.
With a really hard password that includes upper- lower case letters and numbers like "My99sPacerTT4"
Transfer your stuff to the new account. Make your friends and start your story from the beginning as you told me. Just add what I've told you to add.

BTW, you can have fun with this too!
With your new account talk about the new cars you're going to buy, the trips you're going to take, the new colors you'll be painting your house.
You know, lead her down the path.
She will undo herself and maybe her husband/boyfriend (whatever) or family will help her get the counseling she so desperately needs.