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Revenge Guy Suggests Great April Fools Day Pranks

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Here are some of RG's favorite fast and easy revenge ideas (great for April Fools):

• Clear plastic wrap on the toilet seat (works great first thing in the morning)

• Transparent tape on the bottom of the computer mouse (works equally well with ball and optical mice)

• Faked credit card bills, quite easily done with current scanner and printer technology

• Buy some really nasty magazines and some address labels for your printer. Put your victim's address on the labels and add a line that says "Subscriber since 2006", stick the labels to the magazines and drop them off in their mailbox.

• Get a friend to call your victim about an upcoming tax audit

• Blind date setup that ends up being a no-show date

• Salt in the sugar bowl

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• Anonymous phone calls - change your voice
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Dear Revenge Guy,
I need help getting revenge on my guardian. Here is my story...
Every time I wake up and get ready to go to school on April Fools' Day, and she gets me every time. Plus, I will be needing some ideas that are easy to get away with, using props from inside the house. Do you have any ideas?
Evil Genius

Dear Evil Genius,
I guess you're not so evil or much of a genius then, eh?

April Fools Day inside the house using common items is easy enough.
First off.... once she's asleep, go to the fuse box and briefly turn off the power to the house.
Then reset all the clocks back to the right time, including yours. Hers, of course, will be wrong so you'll have the morning advantage as she sleeps in.

Second.... buy a gallon, quart, whatever of milk, the same stuff that's usually found in your fridge. Buy it a couple of weeks ahead of April Fools Day and hide it somewhere that it won't be found, but a place not too hot. April 1st morning put the spoilt milk in the fridge. You can substitute her brand of coffee cream if she uses that.

Third.... vaseline all the door handles she uses.

Fourth.... if you can, change all the lightbulbs in her work area to half their normal wattage.

Fifth.... I'm sure you can get a little creative here, so the rest is up to you.

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