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Dear Revenge Guy,
I dated a guy who I lived with for a month after I had just gotten out of a 3 year relationship.

We got an apartment with a year lease and only lived for 8 months in it together. Our relationship was based purely off of pity and it was obvious.

We never wronged one another, except in how many arguments we got and how sometimes they would end only with violence.

None the less, we broke up and I took some of my stuff and went and lived with friends for 3 weeks. We decided that we would split the apartment residency every 2 weeks for the rest of the lease. I suggested otherwise but that's all he would go for.

Even that didn't work out.

I had been there 2 weeks and asked what was going on and he decided to let me know that he wouldn't be coming back - which I obviously had no problem with. I even already had another roommate.

Only four weeks after that he brought 11 people over to the apartment unannounced and kicked in my door. He didn't call nor did he knock. He had a key, but I put a chair up under the door cause the door knob was slightly loose from a previous accident concerning a drunk neighbor who really wanted to join one of our house parties.

So after he kicked in the door he sent two members of his crew (which all but 1 person were acquaintances if not friends once before) to my room to see if I was home.

They barged through my door and yelled "she's here" down the hall.

I come out to the living room to find him and 4 other people throwing my items off the couch, table, and tv on to the floor without hesitation. Then I see the others going into the other room of our two bedroom apartment taking things out without even asking me.

Other items in the living room that were obviously mine they were trying to take as well. All I was thinking was "Imagine, if I wasn't here, all the stuff of mine that would have been stolen."

I called my brother-in-law who at the time was with his brother, both of which are 6'4" easy, and they came over as soon as they could.

My ex tossed carelessly through cupboards, shelves, closets taking what was his and bossing his friends to load his items into the truck for him.

He refused to pay for the overage charges on phone bills, refused to leave the fridge even though I had food in it and it was bought for us as well as the microwave.

He was a complete asshole about everything.

Then a couple weeks after that, which is the main concern of why I'm writing you, he called me 6 times all within 1 or 2 minutes of each phone call, so I assumed he was coming for items he forgot in his hasty packing during the previous experience.

A chair, a fan, some random crap he left in the bathroom and other rooms, etc.

 I put everything out on the patio and called him leaving a voicemail letting him know that I would leave it out there for him to pick up and if it was gone I would assume that he came and got it or somebody stole it. He came shortly after, yet apparently I forgot a cable box which I paid for but he claimed it to be his.

He tried to use his key to get in, which the apartment managers said he turned in but he must have made a copy, he climbed on the roof as if to get onto the balcony and break in, and he called a grip of times without leaving messages.

At this point I didn't care so I laid the cable box on the patio for him only after his threatening remarks of "I'll come in [to the apartment] and take 200 dollars out of her purse" as well as "he [learned his lesson] not to ever get with a crazy bitch like [me] again".

I wish I would have taped the receipt with my credit card information on it, but at that point I was done dealing with the dickless prick.

Please, help me find some type of way to diminish my animosity. I'd appreciate it greatly.
Chloe


Revenge JokerHi Chloe,

Why you never called the cops is beyond me.

The type of harassment and assault you suffered really should have been reported at the time it happened.

Live and learn.

I suggest you give this whole episode in your life a long cooling off period.
6 months, a year maybe.

And for right now, start pulling out receipts, credit card statements, lists of broken/stolen items, whatever you have so you can total up all he owes you.
This will help to “even you out”, I hope.

And begin the plan of ultimate revenge against him.

Once he has been working for a while, depending on the job he has, mess with it.

If he’s in sales, create coupons for deep discounts that have his name on them;
If he’s a carpenter, have people call his work relentlessly for him pretending to be collections agents for a variety of ex-girlfriends and custody support issues.

No matter what he’s doing in a year, you can make his life a lot more hellish. That will be your revenge. Visit my links page for more sites that can help you plan and find online tools to use for your revenge.

But for now, just plan.
I hope this helps,
RG

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